So …. Viagra commercials. They will say “If you suffer from Erectile Dysfunction … or ‘E.D.’….”
How do they think it feels now to be named Ed? Guys named Ed have to put up with people saying “he’s not a standup guy.” They may make snide comments about how he’s “not up to it.” They might say that Ed is a “softie” or ask if sitting too long makes him stiff.
Ed, if you’re reading this, you DON’T have to put up with this! I think guys named Ed should rise to the occasion and start a class action lawsuit against Phizer (they’re the ones who put out Viagra, right?)